Pixel-Inquisitor

Pixel Inqu... I mean, the Abductor, waits behind a tree in the park. "Good gravy, how long have I been waiting here? It feels like years! Ah, but evil must be ever vigilant. Every failure, every delay, only increases my personal power and skill. Soon, soon, I shall abduct a lovely damsel and take her back to my lair." "Basement suites count as lairs!" He justifies to himself. Remembering that he's supposed to be hiding, he shuts up and waits, peeking from behind his hiding place. Down the park path comes a lovely, leggy blond damsel, her heels clicking on the concrete walkway. The Abductor analyzes the girl. "Eeeeh, too stereotypically

"I should be there, Nayvell." Princess Marilinda and her bodyguard, Sir Nayvell, sit in a small room, somewhere deep underground, aways from the castle. A small glowing rock provides illumination, as they rest on simple wooden chairs. "How do you think I feel, your highness? A knight of the realm, ordered to flee while the lands he has sworn to defend are trampled underfoot by invaders?" "I know, Nayvell, I know... It's just... We should do something!" "We are. As long as you live, there can be hope. Once we reach the safehouse, we can flee across the mountains to the Molveggan Mines, and seek succor from the Dwarven Clans. As a royal pri